James Lane

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  • Male, 25, Luv 31
  • from Midleton
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About Me

The Other Half Of Me
Mike Keane

Mike Keane

He beats me and goes off with other fellas

Music
Kanye West, Dre, snoop, tiesto, Chilli peppers, killers, feeder, guns n roses, foo fighters, Metallica, Snow Patrol, Christy Moore, Green day, bell x1, Damien Dempsey etc.
Films
Shawshank, snatch, Green mile, trainspotting, scarface, american pie, in the name of the father, saving private ryan, waking ned, fight club, kevin an perry, old skool, Dodgeball, Road Trip, Anchorman, Remember the Titans etc.
Sports
Midleton GAA, Cork GAA, Cork City FC, Liverpool FC, Munster Rugby.
Scared Of
Breaking my leg or falling from a height!
Happiest When
Drunk, sleeping under a stairs, playing pranks on fellow housemates and playing hurling
Idols
Roy Keane and Brian Corcoran.
Hate
That nikki one from big brother.

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  • the dictionary srictley used for those who understand the GAA world! 189 days ago

    HOLLY -- e.g. "I gave it holly"---I put a fair bit of effort into it.

    B0LLIX----Pat Spillane or any kerry players or supporters

    MIGHTY---Very good

    HAMES---A right **** e.g.-"He made a hames of that chance"

    TIMBER---Intimidation of a hurling opponent - e.g.- "Show him some timber"

    LAMP----A good thump---e.g.-"I swung for the sliotar, missed by 3 feet and lamped the full back"

    A CROWD---A gathering of people who watch a match and hope for random acts
    of violence -e.g-Meath supporters

    SCHKELP---To remove living tissue in the absence of surgical procedures -- e.g. "That whore from Tipp took a schkelp outta me leg"

    HATCHET MAN---Mountainy type, uses hunter/gatherer instincts

    BULLIN'---Angry-e.g-"The centre half was bullin' after I lamped him"

    BULL THICK---Very angry-e.g.-"The centre half was bull thick after I lamped him again"

    JOULT---A push-e.g.-"I gave him a joult and he has to wear a neck brace for 2 weeks"

    THE COMM-A-TEEE---Local GAA bullshitters in general

    BUSHTED---An undefined soreness-e.g.-"Jayz me arm is bushted"

    THE BOMBER---Popular name for a fat hairy GAA player

    A HANG SANGWIDGE---Consumed with "tay" on the sides of roads after matches in Croker or Thurles, usually contains half a pound of butter

    RAKE-A great amount of anything, usually pints of Guinness the night before an important match

    INDANAMAJAYSUS (in-da-nama-Jaysus)--! -What was that for referee?

    YA B0LLIX YA---Corner back's formal recognition of a score by his opponent

    LEH-IT-IN-TA-FcuK-WUD-YA---Full forwards appeal to a midfielder for a more timely delivery of the pass

    MULLOCKER---Untidy or awkward player released for matches

    BURST THE B0LLIX---Instructions from the sideline to tackle your man

    ROW---Disagreement involving four or more players

    MASSIVE ROW---Disagreement involving both teams, including goalies, substitutes and supporters jumping fences

    ALL-HELL-BROKE-LOOSE---A massive row that continues out in the parking area or
    dressing room areas, usually resolved by the Gardai

    posted by Chris Mcgrath <ROCKY--BALBOA1>

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  • Ciara Sull
    luv Ciara Sull

    well im on de way over to join de crew of paddies over in london... party on from tues on :P

    13 weeks ago
  • Danny Mc
    Danny Mc

    alrite lad, I'm up in mayo myslf workin i'll be down friday tho....ya gimme a shout then

    13 weeks ago
  • Danny Mc
    Danny Mc

    Wats the story chief, where u thesedays???

    13 weeks ago
  • Brian Moroney
    Brian Moroney

    Not in my dream team squad cos your a nightmare ha ha... yeah of course I'm heading up to dublin. You coming up? Id say go up saturday and home the monday. Going on da lash with joe codd and forristal. Come up to fuck. Get onto Heffo aswell

    13 weeks ago
  • Brian Moroney
    Brian Moroney

    beer some weekend - we go up to kilkenny and wreck all. bring the hurley and helemt

    14 weeks ago
  • Sean Treacys 21 weeks ago
  • Brian McCormack
    Brian McCormack

    Came on mid field, played fairly well. Tell her i said hi next time your talkin to her. Carroll must be goin well if he can afford to have you workin for him!

    23 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Brian McCormack
    Brian McCormack

    Yea i was bullin over the weddin but shur thats the way it goes. We got bet by a point sunday in championship, still in it but have to take the long way round now. I'd love a good tear in the swan again, have to arrange a wknd over there. Can't say i miss the ramble that much tho... Linda still workin there?

    23 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Brian McCormack
    Brian McCormack

    Whats up partner? How ya gettin on?

    23 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Mairead Q
    Mairead Q


    errr Lane .. Has XMAS come early for ya or what !!!!!!!?????

    Have uploaded alot of pics from Donegal, you feature many times ...you must love the camera.

    Take care out there :)

    23 weeks ago
  • Tony Mahon
    Tony Mahon

    wel get a couple in :D . stayin at my fiend sarah's place.ill be in victoria about 3 i think. give or take

    25 weeks ago
  • Ciara Sull
    Ciara Sull

    guess whose movin ur way in september....

    26 weeks ago
  • Tony Mahon
    Tony Mahon

    Ill be over on tuesday. Headin home friday. Pints? :D

    26 weeks ago via Mobile
  • Tony Mahon
    Tony Mahon

    suit me jus fine ya bollix :D

    26 weeks ago
  • Brian McCormack
    Brian McCormack

    Ya serious, back in cork for good?? We'll have some craic at walshy's weddin:D

    27 weeks ago
  • Terry Delaney
    Terry Delaney

    alrite sniper..was away all wkend..give us a shout weneva nd il show u a few tricks wit d ball nd stick..will kak lane b arnd 4football 2mor nyt?

    27 weeks ago
  • Danny Mc
    Danny Mc

    Well bud, how we getting on?? U workin???

    29 weeks ago
  • Majella Delaney
    luv Majella Delaney

    hey...how u? .

    34 weeks ago
  • Thomas Conway
    Thomas Conway

    well young fella,u still over in london?? any bit of sight seeing yet?
    i'm grand,currently in templemore learning a new trade:P :P :P

    34 weeks ago
  • Tony Mahon
    Tony Mahon

    Hey boss, how are the Londoners? :D

    34 weeks ago