We have so much extra space to do activities

Let's get fucked and shit ourselves

Yeaaahhh boiiiiiiiiii

Lovely guys n girls in George's... What happens in Faliraki..... STAYS IN FALIRAKI

Remember girls... legs open all week long

Kuuchi Kuuuchi Chica Chica

Yo biggie, what the fuck... what the fuck is up with my voice

....... WOW!!!

I need a Hopesy speech... naw wait Hopesy ain't gonna cut it today... I need Obama

Build it and they will come

.... Steady ..... Build it

Have u heard of the e4 drama 'Brink' .... what u don't recognise me? >>> U know the main girl in Brink? ..I am that girl !!

Anyone ever been to Malta?? Don't go, it's a shithole !!

Answers on a postcard please, why was the club 18-30 sign found in your room, guys???

Where the fuck did the token Australian guy come from....

Wait what did he say - who's to board first? ....

I think he said women, children and crocodiles....

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHAFUCKIN CROCS ON THIS MOTHAFUCKIN PLANE...

Crocs on a plane starring Russell Crowe, coming to a cinema nowhere near you.

Malta 09 quotes!
from the Todds, the Howies, a Black and a Gibb!

Anna - This was almost a pointless journey, i could've walked!
Claire - Yeah, you could've, but you didn't!

Claire - How long does it take to get to Malta?
Matt - About three and half hours, we'll be there about half eleven.
Claire - How does that work?
Anna - Because... wait, dad! how does that work?!
Matt - There's a time difference.
Claire and Anna - Ahhhhh.

Anna- I feel like i've had ten drinks today but i've only really had sex! (she meant to say six.)

Claire and Anna - Can i have sex on the beach please?
Waiter - Yeah, but do you want a drink first?

Pam- Have you done to Scott what makes you really happy?
Anna- Scott, dya wana make me happy?;]

Anna- Scott, are you playing footsie with me under the table?
Scott- You know it babe

Anna- Scott, your cocktail isn'y very big.
Scott- Yeah but it gets the job done!!!

Claire - Let's go see ice age, it's in 3d!
Scott - Nah, we'll just get two vodka's and coke, then we wont need the 3d glasses!

Anna - See when you drink Strongbow, then coke, it tastes like vodka!
Claire - drunken comment...

Scott - Boat trip, what's your vote?
Anna - I don't watch big brother!

Colin - Anyone want to buy a girlfriend? €50, €50, €100?
Lindsay - How come Claire's worth more?
Colin - She's standing up.

Anna - Oh my, check the olds. Claire, take this gun, shoot me now.
*car comes behind us*
Claire - I don't need to!!

Anna - That ice cream guy was quite tidy.
Joe - Oh, did he have his shirt tucked in, his hair cut and a clean shave?

Andrew - Do you want a beer, Matt?
Uncle Matt - Aye.
*Andrew hands uncle Matt a beermat*

Lindsay - How did you do in your primarks Anna?

Scott - Claire, are you allowed another drink?
Claire - Yeah, mum said not the now, but that was like five minutes ago!
Anna - High fivee!

Scott - Try that, Arctic, it's well cool!

Anna - He always makes me feel.... funny.

Anna - You couldn't get anymore english if you tried!
Elaine - Anna, he's irish...

Claire - That's a total knee slapper.
Anna - That guy just stood on my dad's foot!
Claire - Slap his knees!


Crepe guy - Where you's from?
Anna - Scotland.
Crepe guy - Ah that why you's sexy.
Crepe guy - I lika you!!

*Anna and Claire walk out shop*
Claire - did he actually just say i lika you?
Anna - I lika you, you lika me?

*Claire takes photo of Dad and Scott*
Claire - can you's move nearer to the sea?
Scott - Eh... okay errr...
Claire - Andrew Black?
Scott - Aye!

Anna - What's this place called?
Andrew - Smallts. It's for small maltese people. There's a height restriction. I don't know how you got in.

Everyone - Ama, ama, amazonia!!
Scott - Ama, ama, amafuckingzonia!!

Andrew - When i'm prime minister, onions are going to banned, everyone has to like mushrooms and fish will be banned from all seas.

Dad - What's a weimaraner?
Elaine - It's like a dalmation, only grey with no spots and blue eyes!

Celeb BB - aye! (Paddy u know shindigs r always best wi sum BB action) - Coolio was robbed ! - Ulrikka GTF.

Lanzarote - 4th Jan Buzzin, Oh and my 'better than fake' Auntie Pam and Anna (rofl at her waffle) and Uncle Matt's coming 2 now, Wouldnt have been the same wivout em

Killie vs. Ayr or Lochee (Hopefully Ayr and a 4-0 victory that sets Killie on their way to Scottish Cup glory) Also I really dnt think I could handle Gary, Ricks Bar going wat happnd 2 the Killies in Scottish Cup then? Killie for the Scottish and Blackpool 4 the FA Cups then - Ermm That's oot the windae - Still Killie 3 A** 1

Snow Patrol - 24th Feb (I really need sum more gigs lined up)

Arctic Monkeys New Album

Eminem Return

Blur Reunion (Oasis will still win the war, u know its true!)

The Enemy, Kasabian and Oasis at Murrayfield - June 17th

Malta - June 30th

T in the Park - 9th-12th July

Lads Holiday 09 ? - Faliraki, the true Middlechilds!!